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Beyond the Hype (Guardian, August 25, 1995)
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Ram Jokes
My friend didn't get my RAM joke.
DIMM wit.
I was suffering from short term memory loss
But then I found my ram.
How are cars, computer parts, and animals similar?
Dodge Ram, RAM, and the ram.
Why did the blonde get into a car accident?
She thought "dodge" and "ram" were instructions
Go Karting with a Muslim coworker
Muslim coworker: We should organise a go kartin...
As the H.M.S. Legume approached the ancient port of Jidda...
she was met by a galley whose bronze ram glitte...
If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port...
I just downloaded more RAM...
...but I still can't play No Man's Sky.
Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?
It's ram a dam
So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number...
I panicked, but then I realized that it's not w...
Sheep's owner
A man was talking with his friend one day, and ...
How do you charge your way into a castle?
Using a battery ram.
A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all...
Silly but original. :P
Why did the ram run off the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn.
why is it called the Google Chrome Helper?
because it helps itself to all of your RAM
Three young friends, seeking a fortune, adventure together to Egypt where a new pyramid has been discovered
Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediat...
LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them.
You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/
I can't wait for the Black Friday door buster sales
I need a new battering ram.
What does a wolf lick a ram with?
His tungsten
why Palestinians have the fastest computers?
coz they have RAM-allah
computer humor
Graphics card says to the RAM "did you see that...
How do you bring up a Syrian child?
Ram your arm down a shark's throat.
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