Adages

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is
delirious.


* A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the
impression he has just cleaned the whole house.


* If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.


* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.


* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.


* A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.


* Help keep the kitchen clean.... Eat out.


* Housework done properly can kill you.


* Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone
on to lead normal lives.


* My next house will have no kitchen ..... just vending machines.