Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What do Bill and Ross


What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?


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Why are.......so tall


Why are blacks so tall?


Because there knee g...

HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE


Both look stupid in hats.
Both can eat 5 poun...

How do you write zero


How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

What Things On Your Resume Really Mean


I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: ...

What's the difference between sorority girls and g


What's the difference between sorority girls a...

How do you tell a blonde from a mosquito?


If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Who is Mary Lou?!?


A woman came up behind her husband while he wa...

What do you get when you cross an alligator...


What do you get when you cross an alligator wi...

Who Was It?


The man came home to find evidence that his wi...

Why does Hillary have more body guards than Bill?


Q: Why does Hillary have more body guards than...

How does a Jewish American


How does a Jewish American Princess do it dogg...

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...

How drunk is he?


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

What does HMO stand for?


Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actual...

WHAT??????


WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT D...

How do you sink an


How do you sink an [ethnic] submarine?


You ...

What The Blonde Said..


What did the blonde say when she found out she...

How many lesbians does it take to screw in...


How many lesbians does it take to screw in a l...

What I've Learned


WHAT I'VE LEARNED...... I've learned that I...

What, Exactly, Are C


1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

What's for Dinne


A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk a...

When Do You Need a New Lawyer?


1. During your initial consultation he tries t...

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?


A 69 interrupted by a period.


Joke found on ...

Why do blondes wear


Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their a...