Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why do "slow down" and


Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same...

When Mathematicians


"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man weari...

How does a high school boy propose to a girl?...


How does a high school boy propose to a girl? ...

How Do Sheeps Say Merry Christmas?


How do sheeps in Mexico said Merry Christmas?
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what do you call a fat man geting a hot girl...


what do you call a fat man geting a hot girl
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What ain't fruit and nuts is flakes.


Q: How is the Clinton cabinet like a bowl of G...

What's the Difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?


What's the Difference between Bill Clinton and...

How is a woman like an airplane?...


How is a woman like an airplane?


-Both have ...

Why is it called lipstick


Why is it called lipstick if you can still mov...

What a bonehead!


Two young engineers applied for a single posit...

What do you call a


What do you call a Black man in Thailand?


A ...

How'd You Want T


A little old lady had two monkeys for years. O...

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?...


Why did the blonde want to become a veterinari...

How much will this cost me?


Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?De...

Why do we say something


Why do we say something is out of whack? What ...

How many trumpet players does it take to screw...


How many trumpet players does it take to screw...

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?...


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

What do you call two blondes in a bubble gum...


What do you call two blondes in a bubble gum c...

How Dubya copes with Terrorism





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How do you curcumsize a whale?...


How do you curcumsize a whale?


You use four...

Why did the deaf blo


Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? ...

Why did the Roman Empire


Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is th...

How Do You Like That


A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor g...

Why can't Mexico beat us


Why can't Mexico beat us in the Olympics?


- ...

Who keeps saying those things?


A man walked in to a bar after a long day at w...