Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

What does an envelope say when you lick it? Not...

Why do postmen carry letters?

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the lette...

What letter is like a vegetable?

What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

What girl's name is like a letter?

What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

When is a letter damp?

When is a letter damp? When it has postage due ...

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?

What word grows smaller when you add two letter...

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? B...

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How many letters are there in the alphabet? Ele...

What letter should you avoid?

What letter should you avoid? The letter A beca...

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

What letter stands for the ocean?

What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

What two words have thousands of letters in the...

What did the envelope say to the stamp?

What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick w...

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

What did the stamp say to the envelope? I've be...

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?...

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

Why do people leave letters at the football gro...

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of ...

Who does Dracula get letters from?

Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones ...

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

What two letters do you say when you answer the...

When Mr.

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sl...

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

What's the best way to get a man to remember yo...

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

What is the one thing that all men at singles b...

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !