Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

What's the difference between an Irish wedding ...

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? ...

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Why is a bride always out of luck on her weddin...

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound ...

Why was the broom late ?

Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

When Mr.

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sl...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick ...

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men...

Why do men act like idiots?

Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're ac...

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? H...

How do you confuse a man?

How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're b...

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When do men insist that women are illogical? Wh...

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?...

How are men like carpet tiles?

How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them ...

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never ...

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

What do you call a man who opens the car door f...

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

How many men does it take to change a roll of t...

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four...

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

What's a man idea of helping with the housework...

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E...

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

What does a man consider to be a seven course m...

How are men like noodles?

How are men like noodles? They are always in ho...

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay s...