What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the ...
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combi...
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving ...
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
What's the difference between a lawyer and an o...
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a...
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclope...
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic was...
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawye...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
What do lawyers do after they die?
What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because i...
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer'...
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
How can I ever thank you?
How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to her...
Why is the letter t so important to a stick insect?
Why is the letter t so important to a stick ins...
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
What do snakes write on the bottom of their let...
What's the definition of a school report?
What's the definition of a school report? A poi...
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
Why did the young witch have such difficulty wr...
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
What kind of letters did the snake get from his...
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from ...
How does a ghost start a letter?
How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may co...
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of th...
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
How did skeletons send each other letters in th...
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
What word allows you to take away two letters a...