When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself. Don't be stupid, Joe, said the psychiatrist. My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy. How? asked Joe. Easy, replied the quack. I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do? I clean out septic tanks. Joe replied.
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