Professionals Jokes

Professionals Jokes

Then there was the surgeon who was arrested...


Then there was the surgeon who was arrested fo...

Fishin' Secrets


An ice fisherman was sitting with his line in ...

Genie Joke


A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round...

The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible...


The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligi...

Clinton and the Genie


Bill Clinton is walking around in the White Ho...

Quote


If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day...

"I'm in love with you," the hospital patient...


"I'm in love with you," the hospital patient t...

Last Request


An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put...

Fish


Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing

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A taxidermist Goes South


A taxidermist
is on vacation down south. He i...

A local United Way office realized that it...


A local United Way office realized that it had...

Tracks


In Colorodo there is a hunting compotiton. 3 m...

Nuts


Two men were hunting in the woods.One man tune...

Ethnic Fish


A group of biologists got together in hopes of...

A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked...


A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked hi...

Fishing freak


Why did the boy cross the road 2 phone 0795242...

Pianist


A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting ...

What's the difference between a psychotic...


What's the difference between a psychotic and ...

The Irish Genie


Far out at sea two irish men were stranded
on...

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000....


Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Acci...

"Yesterday I removed wealthy Mrs. Hollingsworth's...


"Yesterday I removed wealthy Mrs. Hollingswort...

Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine,...


Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine,...

What is the definition of an engineer?...


What is the definition of an engineer?


An en...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist...


If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologi...

Foot long liter


A man walks into a bar and he sees a guy with ...