Professionals Jokes

Professionals Jokes

A kiss on a train


FOUR strangers traveled together in the same c...

Ostrich in a Bar


A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behi...

Crazy Priorities


If you ever see me getting beaten by the polic...

Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the...




Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the s...

Best bait


Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with...

Drunk Driver


A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...

Tired Game Warden


One day two men were fishing, when a Game Ward...

how are lawyers like sperm?...


how are lawyers like sperm?


One out of a mi...

2 Hunters from the Bronx


After no luck 2 hunter from the Bronx decided ...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting...


A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiti...

Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave...


Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave h...

Pickles


Q:What do you get when you cross a deer and a ...

Red sea


Q.What happens when you throw a rock
into a r...

Quail Pointing Mule


A car drives up to a farmer's house, a man get...

Einstein's Chauffeur


When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of ...

Pizza Tip


After the college boy delivered the pizza to A...

Little mermade


Q:what did the little mermade wear


A:an alg...

Satterfield sat in the office of Dr. Hobbs....


Satterfield sat in the office of Dr. Hobbs. "...

After successfully passing the bar exam, a...


After successfully passing the bar exam, a man...

What's the difference


What's the difference between beer nuts and de...

Weight


Q. How do fish weigh themselves ?


A. With s...

Don't Say this to a Cop When...


Top 10 Things Not to say to a Cop when you are...

Two hunting bats


Two bats were out one night looking for blood,...

Law Firms and their Specialities...


Law Firms and their Specialities


Torts (plai...

Putdowns by Wrestler Bill "The Bard" Shakespeare


1> "Hie thee away, scoundrel, lest this met...