Far out at sea two irish men were stranded
on a raft. One day the first one found a bottle floating in the ocean, after opening the bottle a genie appeared.
"I will give you one wish".the genie bellowed
Without thinking the second man yelled " I wish the whole ocean was Guiness beer!".
"You idiot",yelled the first man,"Now we will have to pee in the boat".
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