Professionals Jokes

Professionals Jokes

Three men were traveling in rural America...


Three men were traveling in rural America when...

911 Operator


Two men were out in the woods hunting.
Sudden...

The three men


there was three men a chinese a indian and bla...

Caught From Above


A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a...

Drunk 911 Call


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

A Case For The FBI


The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" ...

Wishes


One day Buddy and Ruddy come upon a genie. The...

Garlic On Board


A workman who was extremely fond of garlic boa...

Ha Ha


Two hunters were out in the woods, and they we...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

The value of a good tip


A man takes his place in the theater, but his ...

Two Donuts


Well the other day I walked into a bakery and ...

Mark Bookspan


One time, Mark Bookspan accidentally shot hims...

Infinite Wisdom, Wealth or Beauty


An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tell...

A psychiatrist's receptionist comes in and...


A psychiatrist's receptionist comes in and say...

So, do you wanna fish


A game warden spots a young lad walking down t...

Funny


There once was a boy named doda .he had no arm...

A young engineering student started working...


A young engineering student started working at...

Saving Train Fare


Three economists and three mathematicians were...

My doctor specializes in acupuncture -- that...


My doctor specializes in acupuncture -- that w...

Hunters


Two hunters are roaming through the woods when...

ENGINEERS AND ACCOUNTANTS. A novel approach...


ENGINEERS AND ACCOUNTANTS. A novel approach t...

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor...


Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor...

Man visits psychiatrist:...


Man visits psychiatrist:


Man: "Doctor, D...

Back Seat Driver


A driver is stopped by a police officer.
The ...