Nuts


Two men were hunting in the woods.One man tuned to the other and said "Wait here and if anything happens scream."


As the man walked out of the woods he heard his friend scream.So he ran back as fast as he could.


When he got to his friend he asked him what was wrong. His friend answered "Well first a deer thretened to buck me, but I didn't scream, then a bear thretened to claw mu face in, but I didn't scream, then two chipmunks ran up my pants leg and asked 'which nut shall we eat first?' Then I screamed!"

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