Number of physicians in the US: 700,000....


Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician... 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human
Services)


Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188


Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.


"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one
Doctor."


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.


As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

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