Two hunters are roaming through the woods when all of a sudden one of them grabs his throat and dies. The other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator "my friend just grabbed his throat and died!" "okay okay, calm down" replied the operator "go over to him fist and make sure that he is actually dead" "okay" replies the hunter. The phone goes silent, than a sudden bang from a gun is heard. "okay" says the hunter "now what?
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