There once was a boy named doda .he had no arms no legs .his friends where scared of doda's mother, so they had to see who picked the smallest straw to ask doda's mother if he can go fishing. so when the one boy went to ask, the mother said ok. when they got there doda fell over board so they went home . then they saw the mother and she asked where is doda ,they said doda fell over borad doda doda, doda fell over board doda doda day.
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