Well the other day I walked into a bakery and there were two doughnuts, a big one and a little one. I picked up the big donut and this women goes, "Hey don't be greedy you shouldn't have that big doughnut all to yourself!" So I replied "Well I'm at the front of the queue! Anyway which one would you have chosen?" The women said "The little one, of course!" And I answered: "So what are you moaning for, I left it for you!"
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