Pigeon in the Sky
Little pigeon in the sky,
Dropping things fro...
Poems Jokes
Birdie
Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why'd you do that ...
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be...
Peoms For Drunks
More like: Peoms that are sung by drunks;
Do...
Sensation
There is a sensation,
That starts with a conv...
Toilet Papers Are White
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Toilet pape...
The Policeman
There was once a policeman
Who stood at a jun...
Soul Mate
I've found the perfect lover,
Who could ask f...
William Tell Syndrome
I shot an arrow in the air.
Where did it land...
Friends
Some ships are silver some ships are gold but ...
C'est La Vie...
A Touching poem.....
Sometimes you will cry
...
Hard Luck
There was an old lady from hardwick,
By a cri...
Druggie Song
Sung to the tune of the Irish Washerwoman:
P...
Motherload
Here I sit,
Same as ever,
Took a dump and,
...
How?
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two ...
BATHROOM KEY
How dry I am, How wet I'll be
If I don't find...
Cookies: the Rude, the Ingrate, the Thief
A woman was waiting at an airport one night,
...
Jack and Jill
jack and jill
went up the hill
to smoke a li...
Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
'Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole ho...
Limerick Contest
Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsk...
Before toilets
THIS POEM IS DEVOTED TO: All those without joh...
Kisses
If kisses are blown, kisses are wasted. Kisses...
I Will Love You Always
We've had our good times,
we've had our bad.
...
Autumn
Adam wore a fig leaf.
Eve wore none at all.
...
Trains and Planes
Trains go fast,
Airplanes fly,
My love for y...