When I Grow Up

I want to be rich when I grow up
With a manly and muscular figure.
I want to grow up to be Arnold,
Arnold Schwarzenneger.


I want to want muscleman movies
For two million dollars a day.
I'll run through the streets with my shirt off
And blow all the bad guys away.


The evil will tremble with terror
Their knees will go wobbly and weak,
And the bullets they fire at my body
Will bounce off my manly physique.


Even the vilest villain
When launching an all-out attack
Will turn to a quivering coward
When I smile and say "I'll be back".


All women will swoon in the presence
Of the world's most masculine man.
I'll marry a gorgeous, rich heiress
Perhaps from the Kennedy clan.


And even if my health should falter
My wealth will grow bigger and bigger.
And that's why I want to be Arnold,
Arnold Schwarzenneger.