Women love the word "forever,"
Only because you misinterpret it.
Forever means nothing more than this:
"Until you start to get on my nerves."
She may tell you you're cute.
But just remember.
Babies and Bunnies are cute,
Men are handsome.
She might say I don't need your help.
But don't let this fool you,
She just doesn't want to admit
That she's only in it for the money.
At some point she'll probably say she's happy.
But of course she's happy!
She's got you wrapped around one finger
While pressing the "Buy" button with the other.
So later on when she says "I love you,"
Think to yourself,
"We're together forever, she's happy,
I'm cute, and she doesn't need my help."
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