They are wicked they are mean
They make you clean
They embarrass you
They dress you
They clean your face with spit
Snap your underwear in a public place
And then they wonder
Why did I get a fifty cent brithday gift
Most can not cook
So you sit and look
But you can't leave
Till you eat the last pea
But worst of all
They mak you go to school
Don't you love your mom?
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