One summer day, there were a bunch of fruit and vegetables sitting in the fridge bored

Trying to amuse himself, Raspberry stuck a straw in himself and said, "Hey check it out, I'm a strawberry." Everyone laughed.
Then Cantaloupe said, "Hey you guys, ask me if I want to get married."
So Cherry said, "Hey you want to get married?"
"No, I cantaloupe!"
"Haha," said Cherry. "That's good because I don't want to be popped!"
Grape, feeling a bit despondent that he couldn't think of anything funny to say, left the fridge to sit outside and think.
After Grape left, two beets walked up and said "Hey can you believe Dre took credit for us?"
Then Blackberry began singing, "Her name was Lola. She was a show girl!"
"Ha!" Said Avocado. "You're Blackberry Manilow!"
Grape finally came back and said, "Hey guys I'm raisin' the roof!"
"Alright alright," said the fridge. "I need to go to sleep. I'll refridgeLATER."