One day, a man was driving down the road in the country.
He looks over and sees a cute little pig in the field. He pulls over and picks up the pig.
He is driving around town and a cop sees him and pulls him over.
Cop says, "What are you doing with that pig in the car?"
Driver says, "Well I just founs the pig down the road in the field."
Cop says, "I want you to take that pig to the zoo.!"
Driver says, "Well alright"
Cop says, "I mean it, you take that pig to the zoo"
So the next day, guy is driving around town and he still has the pig in the car and the cop sees him and pulls him over again and says, "Hey, what are you doing! I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!"
Driver says, "Well I did take rhe pig to the zoo! We had such a good time, we are going to the ball game now!"
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