A naked lady walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

The bartender says That's a nice pig you got there.
The woman says it's not a pig it's a parrot.
The bartender says I was talking to the parrot.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.