Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a ka...
Pig Jokes
Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally?
Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It...
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid.
Joe was not a very romantic person, and further...
Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?
Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on...
Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon
Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountai...
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late.
A young bloke has started work on a property, a...
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for ...
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur wi...
What did the dog say to the pig?
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a...
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Bec...
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out drivin...
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? Yo...
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig Ink?
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? A: Beca...
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down.
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One ...
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
On a drive in the country, a city slicker notic...
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig Ink?
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? A: Beca...
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, ...
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving ene...
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman...
How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rid...
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn...
The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.
The American tourist in Dublin had been complai...
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxi...