Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for m...

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous mo...

The teacher was furious with her son.

The teacher was furious with her son. Just beca...

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a bil...

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

What did the pig call a manuscript?

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

What famous pig actor made a movie about Franke...

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He ...

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized...

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

What did the pig say when he found a line of an...

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near th...

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actor...

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Why should you never invite a pig to join your ...

Why isn't there a Superpig?

Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a...

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

Why is the cook worried about catching his runa...

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because ...

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Be...

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pi...

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pi...

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of hi...

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split...

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He f...

Why did the pig join the Army?

Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the foo...