Pig Jokes

Q: How did the pig get to the hospital?

Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a...

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stu...

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary.

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning agains...

How did the pig get to the hospital?

How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambu...

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Q: How was the pig defeated in court?

Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkon...

Q: What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a ka...

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Dobe...

Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally?

Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It...

Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid.

Joe was not a very romantic person, and further...

Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on...

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in ...

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There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat.

There was this guy and he was driving along unt...

What did one pig say to the other?

What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen...

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karat...

Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero?

Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The O...

Q: What did one pig say to the other?

Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's ...

Q: What kind of printer does a pig use?

Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An o...

Q: When is a pig not quite a pig?

Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's ...