An International Breakfast
At a breakfast table, there was a British couple, an American couple and an
Australian couple.
The British husband, who liked to use puns, said to his wife, "Can you pass
the honey, Honey?"
Not wanting to lose out, the American husband turned and said to his wife, "Do
you mind passing the sugar, Sugar?"
The Australian husband did not want to lose out either, but he could not think
how he could copy the other 2 husbands. Finally, he spoke to his wife, "Pass
me the bacon, you Pig!!"
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