So I was driving through the countryside near my house very early in the morning. There were no cars anywhere, and no one to be seen. As I was driving, a pig suddenly runs into the road, leaving me with no time to avoid hitting it. As no one was around, I left the pig and drove home. The next morning, I got a court notice in the mail for the slaughter of a local farmer's pig. How did they find out I killed it?
The pig squealed.
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