"YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME YOU PIG"
She then proceeds to stab him repeatedly in the abdomen area, just above the pelvis, with a kitchen knife.
The husband scoffs at the idea of him doing nothing for her, so he says though the pain
"What am I? Chopped liver?"
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