2 men are standing on the ledge of a cliff... One man has a Budgie on his shoulder and the other has a parrot on his shoulder and a gun attached to his hip.
The first man with the Budgie, jumps off the cliff and as he falls the Budgie immediately flies away. The man plunges to the ground, miraculously he survives but he is no doubt crippled.
The second man with the Parrot and the gun, now jump off the cliff and as he falls the Parrot flies away but the man quickly pulls out his gun and shoots the Parrot with pinpoint accuracy. The second man then plunges to the ground and he too manages to survive but is crippled.
The two men then begin to crawl toward each other and the first man says - "You know, I don't see what the big fuss is about this Budgie Jumping >(" - The second man says "I agree, this free fall Parrot shooting isn't all that its cracked up to be either >("
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