Light and hard
Q: What's the difference between light and har...
One-liners Jokes
A man can be happy
A man can be happy with any woman as long as h...
I've learned that it takes
I've learned that it takes years to build up t...
The management of this establishment
The management of this establishment is not re...
So hot in Washington
In fact, it was so hot in Washington, people w...
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep...
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep ti...
I read this article that
I read this article that said the typical symp...
I've told you for the
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, s...
Time wounds all heals.
Time wounds all heals.
Smile. . . tomorrow will
Smile. . . tomorrow will be worse.
If you can't learn to
If you can't learn to do it well,
learn to en...
I don't think so, therefore
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. ...
If you go outside with
If you go outside with your umbrella, then it ...
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some peopl...
Natural talents
I have never made a fool of my mother-in-law,
...
Smile, it makes people wonder
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thi...
Dancing Tissue
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a l...
Traintracks
Ya mamma is like traintracks....
She gets la...
If there was a bi-sexual
If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would i...
Start off every day with
Start off every day with a smile and get it ov...
When a lion escapes from
When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, h...
Mr. Popular
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist c...
All I want is a
All I want is a chance to prove that money mea...
Blessed are the meek for
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit th...
Life is tough; even the
Life is tough; even the subways are in a hole.