How come wrong numbers are
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
One-liners Jokes
Invisible
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
Yes, ...
Rooster and Chicken
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He ...
Don't look at me in
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Tornadoes & Marriage
Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They b...
Pay for pizza
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your...
End of the earth
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for y...
Don't make a fool out
Don't make a fool out of me - I'm doing OK by ...
Who were the beta testers
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A t...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be p...
Sequel
Seems like they're working on a sequel to the ...
Computers are not intelligent. They
Computers are not intelligent. They only think...
You know your old when
You know your old when your social security nu...
Sometimes I wake up grumpy;
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let ...
The best time to start
The best time to start thinking about your ret...
Save the whales, collect the
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Honk if you love peace
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
When all other means of
When all other means of communication fail, tr...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say...
Euthanasia
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia....
The New York state bird
The New York state bird should be the mosquito.
A recent poll found that
A recent poll found that 50% of all lawyers gr...
The things that come to
The things that come to those that wait may be...
Predictions
It's tough to make predictions, especially abo...
Non-Returning Boomerang
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't c...