Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog....
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
One-liners Jokes
If we aren't supposed to
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are ...
National Pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the nati...
After eating, do amphibians have
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one h...
Parents
What do you call a couple who uses the rhythm ...
Jackson & Glitter
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitte...
Psychiatrists say that one out
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people ...
You know your old when
You know your old when you walk into an antiqu...
When your pet bird sees
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspa...
Insults 3
People clap when they see you - their hands ov...
If cars had followed the
If cars had followed the same developmental pa...
Genetic manipulation
What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...
My software never has bugs.
My software never has bugs. It just develops r...
I killed a 6-pack just
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Cats are smarter than dogs.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eig...
Yankee
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Same as a quic...
You don't have to swim
You don't have to swim faster than the shark,
...
The knack of flying
The knack of flying is learning how to throw ...
Children give life to the
Children give life to the concept of immaturit...
The knack of flying
The knack of flying is learning how to throw ...
We reserve the right to
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Never trust anyone who always
Never trust anyone who always tells the truth.
Old actors
Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
The New York state bird should be the mosquito....
The New York state bird should be the mosquito.
Familiarity breeds children.
Familiarity breeds children.
Joke found on h...