Push, Pull or Get Outta
Push, Pull or Get Outta the Way.
One-liners Jokes
Old soldiers never die.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
A collision at sea can
A collision at sea can ruin your entire day.
Ever decide to run a
Ever decide to run a red light, and the guy in...
It's better to have beer
It's better to have beer in hand than gas in t...
I didn't claw my way
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food ch...
Modesty is one of my
Modesty is one of my more outstanding qualitie...
When society looks towards the
When society looks towards the lavatory for it...
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's...
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's ...
Out of my mind... Back
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
The problem with getting a
The problem with getting a life is making the ...
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an...
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idi...
Witches On Brooms
Q. Why don�t witches wear underwear?
A. To ...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but...
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whi...
Spark
For every person with a spark of genius, there...
Frog croak
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. "If you hold t...
"The floggings will continue until
"The floggings will continue until morale 'imp...
When I hear on the
When I hear on the news about someone being ki...
Astronomy is looking up.
Astronomy is looking up.
Fire Hydrant
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hyd...
BRAIN SURGERY - - WHILE-U-WAIT.
BRAIN SURGERY - - WHILE-U-WAIT.
Lullabuoy
Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating int...
The same boss
It doesn't matter how often a married man chan...
Adoption
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebo...
The other night during dinner
The other night during dinner my brother told ...