Malcolm X Shirt
Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malc...
One-liners Jokes
Forest Rangers
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from i...
Death is an acquired trait.
Death is an acquired trait.
I've never seen a woman
I've never seen a woman make a fool out of a m...
Give me the strength to
Give me the strength to change the things I ca...
Who is General Failure and
Who is General Failure and why is he reading m...
Why do they call it
Why do they call it a TV set when there's only...
Bumper Sticker #12
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Why do you press harder
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a re...
Every four seconds a woman
Every four seconds a woman has a baby.
Our pr...
Let's organize an anarchy
Let's organize an anarchy
Celebrate
If lovers celebrate Valentine's day what do MP...
Taxation with representation isn't so
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, eit...
Why did the chicken cross
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
People will believe anything if
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Hannibal crossed the Alps with
Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants but n...
Sperm Bank
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.S...
Don't think of it as
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, thi...
Only two?
How come we choose from just two people to run...
Pockets with holes
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pocke...
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell"...
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell"...
It seemed like a silly
It seemed like a silly idea at first,
but now...
Military
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-jo...
If athletes get athlete's foot,
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts ...
Terrorist Midwife
Q: What is the difference between a midwife an...