Have you ever imagined a
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothe...
One-liners Jokes
Heisenberg may have been here.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Pizza Delivery Man
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza deli...
Beer. If you can't taste
Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!
Did you hear that the
Did you hear that the man who invented the Do ...
Kilroy was here
Kilroy was here
I love cats ... they
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
I have a theory that
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove ...
You will be cursed: all your children will...
You will be cursed: all your children will loo...
11th commandment - Covet not
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pe...
Hindsight shows you how a
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from t...
Conserve toilet paper, use both
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Rain is saved up in
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Difference
What's the difference between a musician and a...
I is a college student.
I is a college student.
Confusius say: He who smoke
Confusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on hand...
When their numbers dwindled from
When their numbers dwindled from 50 down to 8,...
Kilts
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: ...
Eagles may soar, but weasels
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked ...
Anything is possible, but nothing
Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
I'm convinced that in a
I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebo...
There are two rules for
There are two rules for success in life:
Rul...
Complain here!
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected t...
Mono and herpes
Do you know the difference between mono and he...
If you are cross-eyed and
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can y...