Today's youth are tomorrow's old
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
One-liners Jokes
Real sad
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
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Nothing is as easy as
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Support the right to arm
Support the right to arm bears.
Joke found o...
. . . and then
. . . and then Marie Antoinette says
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Smile, it's the second best
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do w...
Scared 6
Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9. ...
Smile, it's the second best
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do w...
Look out for #1. Don't
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Be nice to your kids.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nur...
A husband is someone who
A husband is someone who takes out the trash a...
I want to die in
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
It may be that your
It may be that your sole purpose in life is si...
Impotence
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard f...
If you were to sweep
If you were to sweep me off my feet.......you ...
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,...
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how...
When you drive you put
When you drive you put your life in your foot'...
Bumper Sticker #103
No radio. Already stolen.
The only one who ever
The only one who ever got anything done by Fri...
Psychotic, neurotic
What's the difference between a psychotic and ...
Blenders
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, b...
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
It's really quite a simple
It's really quite a simple choice:
life, deat...
Elephant tampons
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: She...
Satisfied customers
I love those ads that say: 50,000 satisfied cu...