How does the guy who
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get t...
One-liners Jokes
If you don't like the
If you don't like the news, go out and make so...
Money can't buy you happiness,
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can take...
Snow white
Why did the seven dwarfs use Daz?
They wante...
. . . more fun than fiberglass underwear....
. . . more fun than fiberglass underwear.
Don't eat with your mouth
Don't eat with your mouth full.
Abstain from wine, women, and
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly son...
Equal at work
What do you call a woman who works as hard as ...
Never put off till tomorrow
Never put off till tomorrow what you can easil...
If anything can go wrong,
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If a turtle didn't have
If a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be ...
When you go into court
When you go into court you are putting
yourse...
Never hit a man with
Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a ...
Work hard and save your
Work hard and save your money and when you are...
Stick it out
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinkin...
The two most common elements
The two most common elements in the universe a...
Which Position?
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest ...
Surf Nebraska!
Surf Nebraska!
Michael is guilty
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Sev...
The easiest way to refold
The easiest way to refold a road map is differ...
Jack Kevorkian for White House
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
Elephant Man
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
Bad command. Bad, bad command!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staa...
An appendix is something found
An appendix is something found in the back of ...
Why is it called "after
Why is it called "after dark" when it really i...