Warehouse
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bou...
One-liners Jokes
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy'...
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' un...
The road to to success
The road to to success is always under constru...
If I want your opinion,
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill o...
Just remember... You gotta break
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to ...
Bagpipes Vs Javelin
Q. How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a...
If we learn by our
If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting ...
Why doesn't DOS ever say
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or...
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway....
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Bowlegged
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Cowboys l...
Michael got off
Michael got off. Of course a lot of people wer...
I couldn't repair your brakes,
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your ...
Change machine
I came up with a great way to never lose money...
Bruce Lee is not dead
Bruce Lee is not dead - He's just kicking arou...
Survival
How can one believe in survival of the fittest...
The world does not revolve
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Rich or poor it's good
Rich or poor it's good to have money.
Cats aren't clean, they're just
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with c...
A journey of a thousand
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a si...
Stay away from hurricanes for
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Twice
Q: What is the similarity between lightning an...
Blind Guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist...
Flower shop
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man ...
Never lie down with a
Never lie down with a woman who's got more tro...