The journey of a thousand
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a ...
One-liners Jokes
If you can't convince them,
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
So hot!
It was so hot that Michael Jackson went out fo...
Gynecologist
Did you hear about the gynecologist who left h...
Everything is controlled by a
Everything is controlled by a small evil group...
Why is it called "after dark" when it really...
Why is it called "after dark" when it really i...
Sure, everyone wants to save
Sure, everyone wants to save the whales, but n...
What matters is not the
What matters is not the length of the wand, bu...
Never say no.
Never say no.
A friend is someone who
A friend is someone who will help you move you...
Is a detective story about frogs a "croak...
Is a detective story about frogs a "croak and ...
I'm not as think as
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Salman Rushdie plans to release
Salman Rushdie plans to release another book s...
Life is a waste of
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of li...
Cockroaches
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military tra...
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"...
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" ...
Shoot it
How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike?
I...
If it wasn't for venetian
If it wasn't for venetian blinds it would be c...
May you live as long
May you live as long as you want to,
and want...
Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee'
Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite ...
Medicine is like advise, easy
Medicine is like advise, easy to give, hard to...
Barking mad
When you pat a dog on its head, it will wag hi...
Does that screwdriver belong to
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
There is nothing wrong with
There is nothing wrong with you that couldn't ...
Tax deduction
Q: Are birth control pills tax deductible?
A...