How can I miss you
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
One-liners Jokes
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ......
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Parked Cars
Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Becaus...
We are Microsoft. Resistance
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You ...
There is absolutely no substitute
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuin...
Nuts
What's the difference between beer nuts and de...
3 Tykes
I guess they got Michael on that new law — 3 t...
Why do the signs that
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have...
People usually deserve each other
People usually deserve each other
In an elevator...
When there's only one other person in the elev...
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster....
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Things are more like they
Things are more like they are today than they ...
When decanting wine, make sure
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt t...
Why ET has big eyes
Question: Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
Answe...
The careful application of terror
The careful application of terror is also a fo...
Just remember... You gotta break
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to ...
Protection
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
A pad...
Philosophy of life
My philosophy of life is very simple:
When ...
"There is no substitute for
"There is no substitute for good manners...exc...
Mixed Emotions
Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotio...
No chair
What does E.T. stand for?
Because he hasn't ...
Never look there
Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, N.C. in th...
Happiness is not a state
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a m...
Worse?
What's worse than lipstick on you collar?
Le...
On their faces
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because t...