Microsoft is to software what
Microsoft is to software what McDonalds is to ...
One-liners Jokes
Is a detective story about
Is a detective story about frogs a "croak and ...
Cats and toast
If toast always lands butter-side down, and ca...
Where there's a will...there's a
Where there's a will...there's a relative.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Anybody can win, unless there
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a ...
Reality? That's where the
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy ...
If someone has a mid-life
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing...
Middle name
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he ...
Taxation with representation isn't so hot,...
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, eit...
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipp...
Clinic
Why does everyone want to work at the impotenc...
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze...
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamik...
Parsley
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?...
My sister used to work
My sister used to work for the government, but...
Why are so many animals
Why are so many animals named after cars?
MJ Grocery Bag
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jack...
Each day I try to
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of...
I've learned that we don't
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad f...
Smiling Clown
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: H...
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
"If men can run the
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop...
Lassie's food
What's Lassie's favorite food?
Collie flour...
Lickalotapuss
What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a ...
Cross the Atlantic
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To g...