I'm a member of the immoral minority....
I'm a member of the immoral minority.
One-liners Jokes
Peaceful Death
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ...
Life is like a sled dog team: if you ain't...
Life is like a sled dog team: if you ain't the...
24 hours in a day...24
24 hours in a day...24 Diet Cokes in a case......
Only the good die young,
Only the good die young, and only the young di...
Jackson vs Casper
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jacks...
Photographic memory
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some d...
Even the future's not what
Even the future's not what it used to be.
A pat on the back
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters fr...
It would be terrible if
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmob...
You have to take the
You have to take the bad with the worst.
If you don't have someone
If you don't have someone tracking you down yo...
Why is it that night
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why do they report power
Why do they report power outages on TV?
In one room
Q. What is gross stupidity?
A. 144 men in on...
Whenever I feel like exercise,
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down unti...
The person who spends all
The person who spends all of today bragging ab...
I've learned that you cannot
I've learned that you cannot make someone love...
Two wrongs don't make a
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts ...
Pick Pocket
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket...
It's in the genes
How can you tell a male chromosome from a fema...
A stone was placed at
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with t...
Club hopping
What happened when the prawn went club-hopping...
The older a man gets,
The older a man gets, the farther he had to wa...
When in doubt, don't bother.
When in doubt, don't bother.