Witches On Brooms
Q. Why don�t witches wear underwear? A. To get...
One-liners Jokes
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loos...
Dopelar effect
Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ide...
Never sell a bear skin
Never sell a bear skin before catching the bea...
MOP AND GLOW - Floor
MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Is...
Bumper Sticker #102
Die Yuppie Scum.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS,
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell...
Iraqi Navy
Why did the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats...
By doing just a little
By doing just a little every day,
I can gradu...
Bobbitt Differences
What's the difference between John and Lorena ...
The best things in life
The best things in life are for a fee.
This skeleton goes into a bar, and asks for...
This skeleton goes into a bar, and asks for a ...
Man's Intelligence
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelli...
An archeologist is a scientist
An archeologist is a scientist whose career li...
I'm not into working out.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pa...
A wise farmer never milks
A wise farmer never milks a bull.
The best way to inspire
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to s...
What color Does a Smurf
What color Does a Smurf turn If you Choke it?
Curiosity never killed anything except
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a...
Eschew obfuscation.
Eschew obfuscation.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?...
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
I can tell you're lying.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
Do people in Australia call
Do people in Australia call the rest of the wo...
When throwing rocks at seabirds,
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern...
Short skirts have a tendency
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polit...