A Smith & Wesson beats
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
One-liners Jokes
Death is Nature's way of
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Yankee
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie...
Even if you win the
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a r...
The Muffin Joke
Two muffins are in a toaster oven, first muffi...
Surprise your boss. Get
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Very funny, Scotty. Now
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep
Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpson...
If "fortification" means a very
If "fortification" means a very large fort, wh...
Stressed
"Doctor, please help me. I'm so stressed," say...
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistak...
Even a broken clock is
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species....
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Not getting any
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no b...
In looking at a drop
In looking at a drop of water under a microsco...
Sure you can trust the
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a...
Nostalgia isn't what it used
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Coming or going
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men ...
A Fathers Wallet
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet,...
Ya gotta feel sorry for
Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in N...
Someone who thinks logically is
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contras...
Hot kiss
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, b...
There is nothing so asinine
There is nothing so asinine that it won't be u...
Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General.
Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General.
Pervert & chicken
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was s...