One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

It was all so different before everything...


It was all so different before everything chan...

Spray Paint


Why are men and spray paint alike?


One sque...

Why is the third hand


Why is the third hand on the watch called a se...

If you jog backwards, will


If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Honesty is the best policy,


Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a ...

Anytime four New Yorkers get


Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab togeth...

Why is it that when


Why is it that when you're driving and looking...

You are wasting your time.


You are wasting your time.

It's a small world. So


It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbo...

Disney...


Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so...

Life in the fast lane


Life in the fast lane isn't all it's cracked u...

Real women don't have hot


Real women don't have hot flashes, they have p...

You can listen to thunder


You can listen to thunder after lightening and...

Bingo sign


How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?


Put u...

Short cut


Why do barbers make good drivers?


Because th...

. . . and


. . . and ties go to the winner.

Pride is what we have.


Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others ...

Circumcise


Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick...

Why do we wash bath


Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean wh...

I took an IQ test


I took an IQ test and the results were negativ...

Did you hear about the


Did you hear about the duck who went into the ...

The town was so small


The town was so small the only way to get ther...

...about as funny as roman


...about as funny as roman candles on a birthd...

For the man who has


For the man who has everything. . .
A calenda...

If you're not part of


If you're not part of the solution, be part of...