Sticks and stones may break
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whi...
One-liners Jokes
Exercise class
I signed up for an exercise class and was told...
Necessity is a mother.
Necessity is a mother.
. . . and ties go to the winner....
. . . and ties go to the winner.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food...
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food ch...
It takes just a little
It takes just a little living to make a house ...
What if the Hokey Pokey
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's al...
Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter
Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter stic...
Shot in the woods
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woo...
The grass is always greener
The grass is always greener on the other side ...
Happy Pit
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy ...
Why do 'tug' boats push
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Stork
Doc," said the husband, "I got nine kids and t...
I want my bedroom painted
I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink.
All generalizations are false, including
All generalizations are false, including this ...
Top reason for sleep
"Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look...
Michael visits mall
Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Ma...
Pig in summer
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot sum...
Womens t's
Slogans for women's T-shirts:
� I'm out of es...
Some grow with responsibility, others
Some grow with responsibility, others just swe...
You can't tell which way
You can't tell which way the train went by loo...
Hard work has a future
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays ...
Why is phonics not spelled
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? ...
Bull-dozer
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-do...
We are born naked, wet,
We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then thin...