I think animal testing is
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; the...
One-liners Jokes
Turkey In The Band
Question: Why did they let the turkey join the...
You will be cursed: all
You will be cursed: all your children will loo...
"So you're a feminist... Isn't
"So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute."
Jackson vs acne
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson...
If you do what you
If you do what you have always done,
You will...
All computers wait at the
All computers wait at the same speed.
I bought some batteries
I bought some batteries but they were not inc...
Windows: Just another pane.
Windows: Just another pane.
I can please only one
I can please only one person per day. Today is...
I believe you should live
I believe you should live each day as if it is...
I like the open road,
I like the open road, but not the open plumbin...
Everybody lies, but it doesn't
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since
n...
Friends are like a head
Friends are like a head of hair.
You might ...
Procrastinate now!
Procrastinate now!
The best way to win
The best way to win an argument is to start by...
Duct Tape
Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"? A: Becau...
. . . and thanks
. . . and thanks for all the fish.
Titantic Coffee
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titan...
Forbidden fruit has caused many
Forbidden fruit has caused many a bad jam.
Although the moon is less
Although the moon is less than half the size o...
This land is your land.
This land is your land. This land is my land. ...
Unless you're the lead dog,
Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't ...
If we could just get
If we could just get everyone to close their e...
Work is for people who
Work is for people who don't know how to fish