Irish shoe
Did you hear about the Irish shoe shop?
Buy ...
One-liners Jokes
Why do "slow down" and
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same...
Instead of talking to your
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell...
"On the surface, it appears
"On the surface, it appears that very little i...
Pay extra
I told my psychologist that nobody understands...
Accountant
What does an accountant do when he gets consti...
Two Holes
Why do women have two holes so close together?...
If you can't drink and
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have...
The new IRS motto: "We've
The new IRS motto: "We've got what it takes to...
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die....
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Make it idiot proof and
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a be...
Why is it called lipstick
Why is it called lipstick if you can still mov...
Don't be so open-minded --
Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fa...
He who hesitates is sometimes
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Rubick's Cube
What do Rubick's Cubes and penises have in com...
Why do we say something
Why do we say something is out of whack? What ...
You can't have everything, where
You can't have everything, where would you put...
Miracle whip
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who ...
Kodak
What does Kodak film have in common with condo...
Michael's child
Q: What's the first problem the Michael's chil...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Yo' Mommas Fat
Ya momma's so fat I have to take two trains an...
If peanut butter cookies are
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut ...
Top reason for sleep
"Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look...
The ozone layer or cheese
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can...
D...